Call for Phillip Morris

It’s hard to just buy cigarettes these days. There’s always something stuck in the package you have to throw away. Last week it was propaganda for QuitAssist™. Apparently they would rather lose customers to quitting than to changing brands.

This week, they’re thanking me (apparently for not using QuitAssist™) and “Celebrating 50 years of flavor.” (Gak! Have they smoked one of these things since New York State mandated they add flame retardant to them?)

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