I may not stop laughing for a week.
The Universe, God, well and truly has a sense of humor.
And irony.
See, my long-term ex, Vince, well, his current partner is Toni, formerly Tony, a male-to-female transgendered person.
So is Web-Boy… er, Web-Girl… er, well I’m still a little confused here. Still has the male plumbing, so [...]
I went with a friend for coffee this morning to Spin Caffe [sic] on Park Ave. Not counting the two of us, there were six people there. Five of them had laptops out in some degree of real or feigned usage, the sixth left his in the bag.
I just don’t get it. [...]
Good gravy! It’s become a trend.
The Daily Fishwrapper reports this evening that the city’s biggest name in criminal defense earned three days in the klink because of an outburst in court. According to the article, he accused the judge (a State Supreme Court judge) of running a “kangaroo court”.
While it’s not worth the [...]
...standing at the main bus stop downtown on a sunny afternoon, a well-dressed woman with a black leather soft-side briefcase offers you her card—Downtown Accident and Injury LLC.
Apparently ambulance chasing has tanked as thoroughly as the rest of the economy. This could explain why the Bar Association is thinning the ranks, just like every [...]
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Someday we’ll all look back on this, and plow right into a parked car.
Just as man evolved from four feet to two, some have evolved from four wheels to two.
Tourers and commuters are a lot alike. Both breeds usually choose a sturdy, yet no-nonsense bike, and both usually have to carry more than your usual OCP roadie. We take tips, tricks, and underground secret information from almost every other type of cyclist, chew it up, and spit out a form of cycling science that manifests itself as a fusion of both basic transportation and recreational riding all at once.—ax0n
You shouldn’t anthropomorphize bikes. They don’t like it when you do that—JustBrowsing
Somewhere on gayforums.net there’s a thread that goes “I just shaved my legs and got some tight lycra shorts. Do you think it would make look like a cyclist or not?”—From yet another “Does wearing lycra make me look gay?” thread on bikeforums.net
I don’t hate cars per se, but the lifestyle they encourage is as lethal and self-destructive as any drug.—Cosmoline
I guess for me it boiled down to a realization that a bike was the right tool for the job. Using a 3,000 pound vehicle move me and my briefcase 2.5 miles to work everyday was like using a steamroller to press my shirts—they'd be wrinkle free, but an iron would be a better choice.—chocula
Starve a terrorist—ride a bike to work. It’s not just good for the environment, it’s good for civilization.—NotAsFat
When all the gasoline runs out, the Priuses are going to be dead on the side of the road right beside the Hummers.
Who is more patriotic, the person who commutes to work on a bike, or the guy who slaps a US flag decal on his SUV that gets 12 miles per gallon?—Jim Caple (ESPN)
I’m on the odd side of now but the right side of history.—Woodog
What’s the point of a bike if you can only ride it on weekends and you can’t even carry anything with you?—madfiNch