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New pic

April 30, 2005 I’ve been lurking around a couple of men’s longhair boards lately and decided it was time to join them officially. This requires a pic proving the length of one’s locks.

My sponsor still hasn’t asked for his digicam back, so I propped it on the back of the couch, aimed it in the general direction of the desk and took a few self-timer shots. After some straightening, level adjustment and Photoshopping out the upper part of the desk, this is what I wound up with.

The unretouched originals are in the gallery. Except for the nekkid ones, of course. Now I know why everyone says I have a great ass…

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2 Responses to “New pic”

rob aka hippiesucker Says:
May 4th, 2005 at 8:10 am EST
Bruce – you’re an inspiration to men who think that just because they are losing their hair or suffering from MPB they can’t have goodlooking long hair. You in fact not only have good looking hair, you have gourgeous hair! Big WOOFS to ya!!

Keep it growing bro

~Rob
brucew Says:
May 6th, 2005 at 11:44 pm EST
Thanks, Rob!

Actually, I don’t have MPB, I have fivehead. My forehead got so big, now it’s a fivehead!

Like one of the guys on the men’s lh board said, “Why should I cut the part that still grows?” The way I used to put it was, if you lost one leg in an accident, would you cut off the other so they match?

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