As if there was any doubt…
Overall, you scored as follows:
2% scored higher (more nerdy), and
98% scored lower (less nerdy).All hail the monstrous nerd. You are by far the SUPREME NERD GOD
Ahem.
While on the topic of stupid web stuff, What’s your battle cry?
Prowling over the terrain, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Bruce! And he gives an ominous grunt:“I’m going to pound you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!”
I thought I was over drama.
Lo! Who is that, prowling across the plains! It is Brucew, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He screams apocalyptically:“In the name of malice, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!”
Uh huh.
So I tried some friends:
Skulking amidst the plains, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Jeffrey! And he gives a spectacular roar:“By Odin’s mighty spear, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God
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That one’s a little more like it.
Prowling across the mountains, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Dangerboy! And he gives a booming scream:“I’m going to bludgeon you until your mortal mind doth snap, and roll you in creamy neugut!!”
Oooo! Kinky!
Skulking along the fields, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh [Web-Boy’s nickname]! And he gives a spectacular howl:“I’m going to fuck you until Western Civilization implodes
Now that one I like. Lemme get the lube…
